Parelli-Goat!!
Your Parelli goat will run around the pasture with assorted tarps, plastic bags, and paper sacs attached while you kick back and relax in the comfort of your own home! In only 48 hours your horses will become accustomed to the rattling and crinkling of your Parelli goat! After this initial period of desensitization you may choose to add other assorted objects to your goat such as carrot sticks, rattling buckets, flags, or even balloons! Your horse will become a Level III Parelli genius in less than a month with NO WORK FROM YOU!!!!!
*Parelli dog costs extra.
3 comments:
hilarious!
Goats are such a hoot. I had the Parelli dog at one time. A large Springer Spaniel, wearing an Elizabethan Dog Collar, running around the yard, bumping into everything, and darting around the horses.
Ha ha ha ha hahahahaha. ZOMG I never knew, I desperately needed a Parelli goat but I do now.
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